New York City, It Is Time To Get Your Drinky Thing War On
Haven’t you been patient, NYC? (No, you have not.) Well it is FINALLY your turn for a Wonkette Drinky Thing (the last — and best? — of our East Coast world Tour), if you can wait until tomorrow...
View ArticleA Children’s Treasury Of Wonkette’s War With Philadelphia
Oyez oyez, it is now time to commemorate the Great Wonkette Liberal Thing War. We arrived at Drinking Liberally, Philly City Center chapter, and proceeded to rumble/dance-fight with their big bear of a...
View ArticleA Children’s Treasury Of Your Wonkette’s War On New York City
Following our successful foray into Philadelphia, your Wonkette #WARRED on the Drinking Liberally party held every Thursday at Rudy’s in New York City, by buying them beer and stealing their women....
View ArticleArgue Amongst Yourselves: Announcing A Rough Draft Of The Wonket Drinky Thing...
O hai, we are just making this itinerary. We are getting in the car and actually taking a vacation, one that includes paying someone to be us on this here mommyblog while we are gone, so our only...
View ArticleWonkette Buys Man
You have done it, Wonkaloos!!!1! You have helped your Wonket purchase an entire human being, with health insurance and social security and all the other socialismsist crimes against Ayn Rand! Did you...
View ArticlePacific Northwest Wonkettonians: Get Your (Unofficial) Drinky Thing On In...
Hey there, Pacific Northwest and maybe even British Columbian Wonkeetteers, and whatever sea lions ain’t busy eating all the salmon at the Bonneville Dam, mark your colanders for Saturday June 1, when...
View ArticleWonk Your Brains Out Orgy & Tour Tries Midwestern Nice! Madison Tonight,...
OK, it’s your turn, Wonkconsin and Wonkesota! The Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest-Southwest Orgy and World Tour is in your neck of the woods! Tonight, Friday June 14, 6 p.m.: Madison, Wisconsin. (Can...
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